I Realized that Tequila Burps and the Smell of Pussy is Oddly Appealing

Tue, 03/02/2010 - 08:29
Submitted by Anonymous

You know, it seems like way longer than five days since I've blogged. I had my doubts that the charger would even work, but it did. Super awesome, yo.

I got drunk for the first time ever this past weekend. The most alcohol I've had is a mixed drink my mom made when we were on vacation, and a few sips of wine here and there at restaurants. We don't keep alcohol in the house, and I don't party, so I haven't had numerous opportunities to ingest larger amounts of alcohol (that, and I'm scared shitless of being caught drunk by my parents/I'm not even 20 yet). I set out to just be tipsy, so I could see what it felt like... That isn't how it ended. I spent the night with two friends and I had quite the assortment of alcoholic beverages. Most of which was tequila mixed with dollar store lemon-lime soda. It tasted like pure ass. I kid you not. But, I didn't care. I wanted to get tipsy and dammit, I was going to do it.

Two 16 oz cups of that shit and numerous shots later, I was off my ass. Reactions ranged from me laughing hysterically (which isn't out of the ordinary) to me being totally quiet, to me sobbing hysterically (tears and all) and screaming "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME, ::insert friend's name here::! I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME! Oh my God... WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!!!", to me yelling "Fuck you, BITCH! Shut up!" to my friend. I wish I would have gotten so drunk that I DON'T remember what happened. I'm normally a very collected person. I don't make waves. You couldn't point me out in a crowd. Damn my drunk-ass self. I can't say it's something I'd like to experience again, but it was fun for the time it lasted. I would have likely blacked out if my drink wasn't taken away, because I was throwing that shit back like it was Gatorade. It got to the point that I wasn't even feeling the burn of the alcohol anymore. I'm disappointed in myself. I should have made better choices. And if my parents ever find out, they would be horribly upset. But, everyone's allowed one, right? I likely won't do it again.

I was dropped off at my house at about 9am (left my car at home). I couldn't even walk in a straight line. I was still in my pajamas, but I had on a hoodie so my mom couldn't make out my half-lidded, bloodshot eyes. I got in the shower, hoping I would feel better. I was washing as I normally would, and I don't know if it was my imagination or what, but my clit seemed bigger and more sensitive. I was sitting on the side of the tub in a drunken delirium, fingers soaped up, rubbing my clit and moaning... Loudly. I had an incredibly powerful orgasm, which caused me to fall backwards, laughing and twitching. I got dressed, still wet, and threw myself on the bed. I don't have a big clitoris. I'd say it's average sized. But, on that day, I could feel it rubbing my underwear. I was hornier than I've been in a while (months, maybe). I never hear about people being hungover and extremely horny. I think I masturbated five or six times within a couple of hours before I passed out. I woke up and my panties were drenched, and I realized that tequila burps and the smell of pussy is oddly appealing.

:X Saturday is a bit of a blur in my mind, but I vividly remember those powerful drunken orgasms. If I could skip the embarrassment and feeling sick, I would drink every-fucking-day just to have a good come.